Chip On the Shoulder


i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 


you’re my boyfriend i decided 


  • giving gifts stresses me out
  • getting gifts stresses me out
  • what a bizarre fucking holiday
  • there is a tree in my house
  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
  • chevvybar:

    *uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons
  • doritoed:

    one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry


    imagine if all people you hate turned into angry lizards


    drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u