Chip On the Shoulder

zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

shrugging:

you’re my boyfriend i decided 

orlandobloomers:

  • giving gifts stresses me out
  • getting gifts stresses me out
  • what a bizarre fucking holiday
  • there is a tree in my house
  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
  • chevvybar:

    *uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons
  • doritoed:

    one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

    crrocs:

    imagine if all people you hate turned into angry lizards

    snapchatting:

    drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u