Chip On the Shoulder
impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  
It was really nice of her.


Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

"If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You don’t live for other people."
Dir En Grey, Kyo (via daisy-do)

True friendship

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.
orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
schazam:


i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.
  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
  • "He looked at her the way all girls wanted to be looked at."
    Great Gatsby (via perfect)