If this isn’t art, I don’t know what is. (via jbillinson)
Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.
I felt so bad for her
Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,
deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did
one day i was just like
fuck this im pretty
and i was